SALE OF BEER AND WINE HARBINGERS DIRE FATE

Opposing all that is evil and base, a group calling itself OneTexarkana, a special purpose political action committee, has mounted a campaign to save us all from destruction. 

In a statement issued in yesterday’s Texarkana Gazette, OneTexarkana warned that the proposed sale of beer and wine in restaurants and stores on the Texas side of town would have grave consequences.

The social and economic impacts will be devastating” said Billy Upson of Texarkana, spokesman for the group.

One should strongly weigh this proposal to allow sales of beer and wine in our community.

 

BEFORE: 

Innocent citizens sans beer and wine.

 

AFTER: 

  

Exposed to beer and wine, doomed residents join Old Scratch in his inferno.

 

The fate of all Texarkana rests in the hands of voters.  Please vote responsibly.