April 15, 2005
Our new telephone answering machine greeting at Club Ned: (Call 903-832-0361 for a live recitation.)
Thank you for calling the Cheever residence.
Gracias por llamar la residencia del Cheever.
If you are calling to raise money for the families of policemen, firemen, or for any other worthy cause, please hang up now.
If you are attempting to sell unwanted goods or services, please hang up now.
If you are calling from an outsourced phone bank in India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, or Maylaysia, please hang up now.
If you are still on the line and wish to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
See ya' later...
Hasta la vista...