September 10, 2007
11 days of romance yield Wedding of the Year
No, Agnes, those are not fireworks you hear. It is the sound of popping corks celebrating the Jones-Cunningham nuptials on Monday, September 10.
While the Bride was resplendent in tasteful simplicity, the Groom exhibited a new Julius Caesar comb-over to accent the ubiquitous deer-in-the-headlights stare.
Overcome by the festive delirium of the gala reception, Jabber went through most of the evening with his fly noticeably unzipped. He could not ascertain how long the breach of his britches had existed, and conceded that the condition may well have prevailed throughout the wedding ceremony.
After a brief trip to the Rock House, the couple will be shacked up somewhere in T-Town where they maintain multiple residences.